The ABCB Drinking Game

Disclaimer: while the authors do in fact condone massive intakes of alcohol, we are not responsible if you actually do it.

## The Rules

### General

* If anyone indicates the sort of food they are currently eating, take a sip.
* If they use the verb "munch" in any form, take two.
* Take another drink if they are consuming something that does not munch (e.g. lasagna).
* If someone discusses the particulars of an illness, disease, or disorder of theirs, take a drink.
* Take a drink for each person that attempts to compete with them for worst off.
* Take a drink if Belldandy supplies relevant pharmaceutical knowledge.

### Adol

* When Adol recommends music to someone, take a drink.
* Take another drink after every 30 minutes of subsequent silence from that party. Don't track more than one person at a time, you'll go blind.
* If the recommendation involves downloading something from USENET, take another drink.
* If Adol describes her medications, take a sip for every 100 milligrams mentioned (minimum one drink).
* If mention of medication prompts Adol to speak up about medication, take a drink.
* If Adol describes taking a drug that's actually illegal, finish your drink and narc on him.

### Arya

* When Arya insults someone's intelligence, take a sip.
* If it's Rei, finish your drink.
* When Arya talks about candy, take a drink.
* When Arya mentions romance or sex in any context, take a drink.

### DarkKnight

* When DK threatens harm to someone, talks about his capacity for harming people, or otherwise associates himself with violence, take a sip.
* If DK sits on someone's lap, makes happy cooing noises, or otherwise behaves as a relatively harmless duck, take a sip.
* If both of these things happen within 5 minutes of each other, finish your drink and breathe fire.

### Firion

* When Firion sighs, don't finish your drink. Just talk about doing so.
* If Firion accomplishes something, finish your drink.
* If Firion mentions his ongoing drama with...
* ...World of Warcraft guildmasters and their emotional blackmail of his would-be girlfriend, take a drink.
* ...his employer, take a drink.

### Jason

* When Jason responds to advice or answered questions with something snide or condescending, take a drink.
* When Jason asks a question and it's in the FAQ/help/manual, take a drink.
* If Jason talks about World of Warcraft, and...
* ...tells us he leveled/went to Outland/etc., take a sip.
* ...it's to mention that he has a guild to run him through instances, take a drink.
* ...participated in some well-known event (e.g. Midsummer), take a drink.
* ...achieves Realm Last in some activity, take a drink.
* If money blocks Jason from accomplishing something, take a drink.
* If that something is getting laid, finish your drink.

### Jynnai

* If Jynnai begins to rant about a money-making, money-saving, or shipping scheme, take a drink.
* When such a scheme blows up in his face, import a drink across the Canadian border and finish it.
* If he is complaining about the negative effects of something he complained about working hard on earlier, finish your drink.
* If Jynnai posts a URL, take a sip, unless...
* It's from Sankaku or 4chan, in which case take a drink.
* He slips and it's Renchan or something, in which case finish your drink.

### Kagetora/Hope

* When Kagetora engages in posed displays of affection with Mercury, take a sip.
* If Kagetora describes the girls of a media property, or expresses interest in some media property because of its girls, take a drink.
* If Kagetora mentions that he is in Japan, or discusses time spent in Japan, take a drink.

### Kaguya

* When Kaguya tries to demonstrate scientific or political knowledge, take a drink.
* If Kaguya is correct, take two.
* If Kaguya insinuates herself into a conversation, either to insult one party or to act as a white knight for the other, take a drink.

### Mercury

* When Mercury poses physical affection (hugs, snugs, whatever), take a sip.
* If it is directed at you, drink until unconscious.
* When Mercury talks about her cats, take a drink.

### Miyazawa Yukino

* If Yukino yawns, take a sip.
* If Yukino engages someone in a verbal confrontation, take a drink.
* Take another drink if they leave the room before Yukino does.

### Poemi

* If Poemi links to a papercraft project of any kind, take a sip.
* If Poemi mentions...
* Sheridan, take a drink.
* Her brother, take a drink and screw it up.

### Priss

* Three dots, three sips.
* Take a sip for every day that passed between learning something and being informed about it by Priss as though it were news.

### Rei Sagami

* If Rei makes assertions about the intelligence of his coworkers, associates or other proximate persons, take a sip.
* If Rei makes an unsubstantiated prediction, take a drink.
* When Rei talks about himself during an unrelated conversation, take a drink.

### Shidou Hikaru

* When Shidou drapes herself over or on someone else, take a drink.
* When Shidou talks about engaging in some task (such as constructing electronics), take a sip.
* If Shidou announces the completion of some task that isn't a video game purchase, finish your drink.