The Chaotician comes to my shop every day. And every day he says the same thing. You think someone who embraced the Wyld would at least vary his routine a little bit, but no, over and over, it's "want your fortune read?"
When he first came, I thought it was novel and interesting. I didn't know much about religion other than what I learned in church. I'd heard of the Privileged Symbol Experiment, but I'd never seen it done. My upbringing was fairly conventional. The Chaotician represented something new. I was curious. We talked.
We never talked long, because he always wanted to move on and try his luck elsewhere. After I got the gist of what he believed, things cooled for awhile. I guess the jokes started after that - "want your fortune read?" "let me guess, you foretell that I'll be disappointed with the fortune?"
Once I ran out of jokes, I just sort of greeted him. And he always just asked the same thing. He never left until I politely refused him. Even after I privately wished that he'd just take the hint, even when I just turned away when he came in, he never left until he got a refusal.
It would have been easier to just give in, except for what he asked for. He wanted a sample of our Dust.